Now you might be thinking to yourself..."Box of Crazy"?? WTH is she talking about..BUT COME ON..you know what I mean. We all have one, and sometimes some boxes are fuller than others? What is a Box of Crazy? B of C is basically your set of oddities/idiosyncrasies that make you......WELL YOU. It can be sports related, strange walking habits, eating habits WHATEVER...
For example: My Box contains ( you may want to step back from your computer screen :P ha jjjkkk)
1. Must eat Nutella on the morning of a race. NO EXCEPTIONS
2. Have to do glass - plastic - glass - plastic in the dishwasher rack.(Dad's fault)
3. Feel compelled to pick up fruit and or loaves of bread to play football in grocery store. (generally more difficult to find someone to play with....geezzz the nerve of strangers)
4. Have to sleep on stomach like a chalk outline to get proper amount of sleep.
5. Have to smell my dog at least once a day after he's laid in the sun for awhile......smells like Tortilla Chips.
6. Can only use applesauce instead of syrup on pancakes or waffles.
7. Has an unusal like of the color pink...but not light baby pink.
8. I am constantly watching people. I find people fascinating and captivating.
9. I have strange compulsion to collects socks....technical socks that is.
10. When I race MUST wear some article of clothing or hat that's from Newton. Its all that good Boulder, CO ju-ju apparently and of course I only run in their shoes. ;P
11. MUST shave legs morning of race. (dont know what thats about)
12. I have ability to smell red ants.
13. I am a Human Tuning Fork ( meaning I know what a person is all about almost immediately when I meet you....good , bad, nice, mean etc etc -- and I have never been wrong.
14. Can carry on MANY conversation topics at once, but not just one conversation once. Well I can but I'm generally thinking of something else - ask my DH its drives him CRAZY.
15. Have to hum while I swim - I think it makes me NOT hold my breath.
16. I'm completely addicted to training, and get rather cranky when I can't train. Talk about taper maddness...try taper COMPLETE insanity! (and yeah.....maybe I'm a bit hyper...whats your point?)
17. I like having a longer second toe......it means I'm smarter, and more athletic.....RIGHT?? RIGHT??
18. Slightly addicted to REI.
19. Always put my left shoe on first.
20. Always has the need to stop lists with even numbers...... LOL
So there ya go....scared, annoyed, confused yet?....Ahhhh no worries I'm harmless, calorie free, and will barely leave a mark. D'OH If you're annoyed.....GET OVER IT....the world is revolving around me for the duration of this particular blog post!
Now to the legal matters...I'm letting you know that I am NOT responsible for the lasting effect from knowing me or reading this blog. If you start smelling red ants, liking the color pink or eating Nutella almost everyday you are not allowed to blame me or sue me. If you would like to file a complaint..please file it in the circular drawer under your desk.
Hey what can I say.....I'm a DORKY DORKERTON!! :P
For example: My Box contains ( you may want to step back from your computer screen :P ha jjjkkk)
1. Must eat Nutella on the morning of a race. NO EXCEPTIONS
2. Have to do glass - plastic - glass - plastic in the dishwasher rack.(Dad's fault)
3. Feel compelled to pick up fruit and or loaves of bread to play football in grocery store. (generally more difficult to find someone to play with....geezzz the nerve of strangers)
4. Have to sleep on stomach like a chalk outline to get proper amount of sleep.
5. Have to smell my dog at least once a day after he's laid in the sun for awhile......smells like Tortilla Chips.
6. Can only use applesauce instead of syrup on pancakes or waffles.
7. Has an unusal like of the color pink...but not light baby pink.
8. I am constantly watching people. I find people fascinating and captivating.
9. I have strange compulsion to collects socks....technical socks that is.
10. When I race MUST wear some article of clothing or hat that's from Newton. Its all that good Boulder, CO ju-ju apparently and of course I only run in their shoes. ;P
11. MUST shave legs morning of race. (dont know what thats about)
12. I have ability to smell red ants.
13. I am a Human Tuning Fork ( meaning I know what a person is all about almost immediately when I meet you....good , bad, nice, mean etc etc -- and I have never been wrong.
14. Can carry on MANY conversation topics at once, but not just one conversation once. Well I can but I'm generally thinking of something else - ask my DH its drives him CRAZY.
15. Have to hum while I swim - I think it makes me NOT hold my breath.
16. I'm completely addicted to training, and get rather cranky when I can't train. Talk about taper maddness...try taper COMPLETE insanity! (and yeah.....maybe I'm a bit hyper...whats your point?)
17. I like having a longer second toe......it means I'm smarter, and more athletic.....RIGHT?? RIGHT??
18. Slightly addicted to REI.
19. Always put my left shoe on first.
20. Always has the need to stop lists with even numbers...... LOL
So there ya go....scared, annoyed, confused yet?....Ahhhh no worries I'm harmless, calorie free, and will barely leave a mark. D'OH If you're annoyed.....GET OVER IT....the world is revolving around me for the duration of this particular blog post!
Now to the legal matters...I'm letting you know that I am NOT responsible for the lasting effect from knowing me or reading this blog. If you start smelling red ants, liking the color pink or eating Nutella almost everyday you are not allowed to blame me or sue me. If you would like to file a complaint..please file it in the circular drawer under your desk.
Hey what can I say.....I'm a DORKY DORKERTON!! :P
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